Squishable Alter Ego Mothman -
PROFESSOR
Ok, I may be speaking to my own experience BUT, did anyone else have a 'dark academia' phase because they grew up on tumblr and saw a bunch of edits using English Literature and you thought to yourself, "this is CULTURE!" I was convinced I was going to go live out my boarding school dreams and wear crisp white button up blouses under a school sweater vest. And then I did!
RAINY DAY
The serendipity of it being a super rainy NYC day as I write this description: that's the power of the Mothman, people! Unlike this adorable Mothman, I don't sprout rainbows under my arms. I also don't own rain boots, but I could fix that. I should fix that.
ECTOPLASM
If we broke down our individual atoms and swished them around a bit, would we turn into ectoplasm? Probably not, because we're made of human. But this Mothman certainly would! We know, because he did! And here he is!