Spank the Yeti

"Would you [redacted] a robot, eat the [redacted] of a [redacted] unicorn, and joust Tarzan? Or, maybe you would [redacted] the unicorn, joust the robot, and snack on Tarzan's [redacted]?!

Spank the Yeti is inspired by the popular parlor game, [adult variant of would you rather]. Each round, one player pairs up three Action Cards with three Object Cards (people, creatures, and things), and the other players try to correctly predict his or her answers. You don’t really know your friends until you know whose [redacted] they'd eat."

*Please note that due to the highly mature nature of Spank the Yeti's questions we have chosen to censor out any potentially offending material*